WAPO Psychotic Warfare: Good Bombs, Bad Bombs and all the Misery because of Putin Trolls. (18+ Comedy)

I am upset, I am very, very upset and even ballistic. Last Thursday Wapo published a list of websites of Putin’s army who literary took over America if you believe the presstitudes; red flags with crossed hammer and sickle are being waved in American cities across the nation and all the retired commies coming our of woodwork.

Oops sorry I got handed over old uncle Joe script, I mean not Stalin Joe, but uncle Joe McCarthy script, hm, great patriot when sober and used sparingly or not at all.

I mean white/blue/red flags and orthodox cross and priests blessing Putin in a name of Father, Son and Holly spirit as well distilled spirits, as Russian religion requires.

Well somehow it sounds not the same I guess, may be because our American way of life is no longer threaten by communist polygamists since we eradicated them in 1970-ties from Utah, a cesspool of communists there and their communist wives pretending to be Mormons making us all feel impure. Or something like that incoherent utterance that would pass Wapo drunken editor low intellectual threshold anyway so why should I care in here.

Vlad what’s wrong with ye. Why am I not on the fucking list?

So I had to learn from Wapo, a cesspool of propaganda sewage posing as press and had to puke profusely while being nagged for money, that you have paid money the other guys, other websites behind my back.

So I had to learn, not straight from your mouth but from a stinky bold midget, a retarded billionaire asshole that you have been ideologically cheating on me with Alex Johns, and/or Bob Sheer from LA of all the places and with other 200 websites in the US and elsewhere as good friends from propoaproobsornot.shit website discovered scientifically and informed me in secret.

Is that why you never return my phone calls anymore and/or you disappeared from Snapchat forever. How could you? And you have been paying them, those other guys, and for what? Tell me!

So what do you want from me? I told you that they all do not like your slack bro, they don’t. Even those sexy journalists from RT/Sputnik you burn your money on.

I overheard once Larry King, he did not like your jacket either, I swear he did not and you made him a Russian spy for money. What about me? I loved your fucking oversized a little jacket really, and what? Where is my money, bro? In the mail? For last 15 months I writing this blog?

In case you didn’t notice, of course you did not, why am I kidding myself, I criticize American domestic and international policies and morons who run it every single day, even Sundays with double disdain, man, even on Holly Sunday, does this even mean anything for ye?

I have this blog to prove it, just read it except may be those six or eight posts that I was less generous to you as I called you a ruthless, cold oligarch who is appeasing his western friends to retain his 200 ft Yacht in Tuscany well-kept or that you sold out your people for dollars and Syrian people for world peace and when I insisted on revealing how many Syrian civilians and Russian soldiers died, killed because of your wrong decisions or recklessness, oops! But you know, I was upset those days coming out of hair salon; you know short hair, long bill stuff, no paycheck from Kremlin.

But let’s put all this shit behind us, just call me bro, let’s talk honestly like Kanye West talked to JayZ via YouTube on the stage in Sacramento, CA: “Bro, do not sent killers for me, bro, just call me, call me and get me fucking money you are promising me all my life”.

Vlad you know what I mean, just call me like it was in old days you remember, well actually I don’t remember either that you have ever called me or gave me a sign of life you bitch and never returned my phone calls I have never made.

Don’t tell me that I didn’t have right number, I got it from Wapo classified section meaning secret section under “Vlad P., seeks companion”, so do not back out on me now.

So far you gave me no money so I can’t get on this fucking Wapo list of your fucking paid trolls and start making real money as half of those on the list already are making by fundraising on this fact alone and on some fucking defense of a First Amendment or something, making millions. So where does it leave me Vlad? In cold, a cold war bro., with Russian polar bears? Think!

But now I gonna be calm, relaxed but if I won’t get your phone call by tomorrow I swear I will destroy entire Kremlin wall with my bare hand and a rented bulldozer. I know that you are not afraid like those Washington weasels who lie for living but I am different and I swear to God I’ll do it.

Now, after I got this off my chest, I can return to the reason driven unemotional Syrian war update where you are kicking ass of those motherfucker terrorists, their Washington, bitches and Ankara, Riyadh and Brussels eunuchs and remember you heard it from me first.

Just watch me next week I will be strolling in East Aleppo with a bag of shaved beards and hardcore terrorists’ wallets full of nearly expired Washington DC area Costco membership cards, watch me with your drones live, walking in East Aleppo and singing a song “I love Putin” from your last presidential campaign.

So how much would it be worth to ye if I were to do that? That would have been more that those 200 medial blogs ever did for you. In fact they did nothing for you but caring about their own puny nonexistent American democracy fucked up by the oligarchy and their political establishment who is riding gullible Americans like mules to their deaths. They don’t care about you Vlad, I do.



Ron Paul if furious. He is on the list. Has Ron not been paid enough by Vlad? Let’s find out:


This is this comedic ProPorn ot what site I want Putin to put me on:


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After Years Of Hard And Bloody War Finally A Regime Change: In Washington D.C.

After so many years of war, spent billions of dollars trying regime change all over the world including in Syria, finally it happened. All American made or US taxpayer donated to terrorists, explosives, bombs, modern missiles, guns and bullets after they cause inconceivable carnage, mayhem and death among innocent people of MENA finally all those weapons of death hit simultaneously one deserving target namely Hillary Clinton candidacy for POTUS in uncanny precision as many predicted and even more prayed for.

Is this a poetic justice that the very architect of the modern global regime change policy, [implemented by another murderer in chief] a global neocon, warmonger, thief, liar and racketeer died from her own hand when her breath of death unleashed over peaceful people of Middle East boomeranged with a little help of her old friend, Trump, himself proud narcissistic con man, swindler and flaccid clown of arrogance and women abuse. I guess it take one to defeat spouse of one.

In fact as far as Syrian affair are concerned it were politically uneventful two weeks except US sponsored terrorists again killed or maimed hundreds of men, women and children with no Western media coverage whatsoever even when UN officially blamed East Aleppo terrorists for them.

Assad, democratically elected president of Syria is still there, no regime change so far. The SAA and Russian coalition slowly recaptures territories of East Ghouta and Daara province and others they temporarily lost and effectively stopped desperate counterattacks by ANF in South Aleppo aimed to break east Aleppo siege for probably the last time.

In fact Putin’s move with his propaganda ploy [thanks to stupid ANF and moderate terrorists who on Washington orders attacked South Aleppo], to eliminate thousands of fighters and hundreds of heavy equipment while applied prolonged so-called humanitarian break and open safe corridors to East Aleppo [knowing well that ANF will not let their hostages out since this would mean their quick demise] to get the US propaganda off his back for a while and after Trump takes over the propaganda will definitely ease somewhat if not substantially but unfortunately, not the substance of it.

It is because as I wrote in my last post Trump had no campaign machine, he had no army of party apparatchiks who were on the ground organizing his campaign as well as no army of professionals experienced in running government devoted and loyal to him personally [ as he run his campaign on TV and tweeter as a placeholder for “Hell no, not another Clinton for president” ticket] and instead must rely on GOP establishment who will likely sabotage his efforts if he even makes them, in the fields that are contradictory to their own political believes and overall policies of the US ruling elite.

Trump as a reality TV host will attempt to control rhetoric that stemming from US policies but not their substance as early indication are about his choices about his cabinet in terms of defense and intelligence establishment that truly runs foreign policies of the US.

But even this is good and especially that rhetoric itself would certainly affect cockiness and delusions of the European and Asian vassals of the US that already started toning down their message and likely will take somewhat friendly attitude to Russia and China in coming year and on military front they may measurably even increase weapon trade with Russia and China just to dump American expensive and lower quality weapons.

There is another modest hope I would have. Namely that islamophobic Trump would be distrusting and reserved vs. Turkey and ECG countries at least by asking them to pay their share of expenses by the regimes who are run by Islamic extremists and that fact alone may force them to make a some sort of deal with regional powers like Russia which was impossible so far due to US insistence and by that may open true negotiations about future of Syria as well as Iraq with all critical sides including Kurds present at the table except for terrorists or fake moderates themselves who are just proxies for US so-called Anti-Assad coalition nothing more. He may, although it is a long shot, even strike a new deal with Iran and force it down the throat of Israeli political elites using US economic/financial leverage while lowering US monetary burden in keeping Israel alive.

Of course Trump will not do what needs to be done if we were to see a transition of the US imperial hegemony into peaceful multipolar global arrangement. It is beyond him and his little brain run by greed and profit, and he will not arrest war criminals like Obama, bunch of Bushes and a pair of Clintons and maybe Kissinger while he is still alive to make a first step toward bringing back any meritorious credibility of decaying US regime.

There is also a slight hope that may be he would, as a businessman, consider taxpayer money as kind of his own money and will stop outrageous, massive theft of national treasure under the guise of national security and defense if not for any other reason to just wanting to be himself a Commander in Thief to enrich himself as definitely he will do during and after his presidency.

Unfortunately, Trump’s domestic policies and programs will likely be nothing but further enabling of growth of Global/US oligarchy [may be except Silicon Valley billionaires who loathe him and in 99% supported Hillary] and their profits as a long-term plans of US ruling elite require while 99% of working people will continue to rot in hell but that is beyond the scope of this post.

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